Anonymous ICANNwatch Messages Considered Harmful?

Can you provide your Accreditation as a Human ?

Have you been screened by a sleeze-ball attorney
from Florida ?

Are all of your personal and financial records
now on file with "The Society" and open to all of
the other insiders to study, as they desire ?

Has a sleeze-ball CPA, also from Florida, been
paid to paw thru all of your financial records
in order to verify that you exist ?

Have you been photographed with a dog-leash from
16 different angles and finger-printed to make
sure you are only one person ?

Have you paid tens of thousands of dollars in
application fees and signed all of the necessary
agreements and waivers ?

Are you able to appear, in person, at some remote,
exotic, and expensive location and present your
file for comparison with "the official" files
of "The Society" ?

Have you noticed that none of the members of
"The Society" have been subjected to any of the
above ?

Do you carry an official ICANN SAIC (Special
Agent In Charge) Badge, and flash it in bars
and restaurants to obtain free drinks and food ?

Do you have a secret decoder ring that allows
you to get the "official" messages, as opposed
to what may appear as some random writings ?

Do you have your own 128-bit DNA entry in the
M$ and V$ data-base and have you paid the $50
annual fee, at least 10 years in advance ?

If .NAME is removed from the True.Root do you
cease to exist ?

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