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    Unclassifiable (rare) 'Oh, Happy We' - A New ICANN Song
    posted by michael on Monday April 15 2002, @04:05PM

    Once again, into the ICANNWatch mailbox plops a gently mordant ICANN Song by the "Unknown Artist". This one is entitled Oh, Happy We, drawn from Candide, the story of a believer in the best of all possible worlds. If you missed either of the two earlier songs, here's another chance to enjoy the ICANN Monopoly Song, and the one that started it all, the original ICANN Song.

    Full lyrics inside...

    Sung to the tune of "Oh, Happy We," from Candide

    Our task is merely setting standards
    And only when we all agree
    We make the rules that all must follow
    We're now in charge of net security
    Online meetings 
    Lots of trips
    Drafts and papers 
    Good Press Clips
    Soon many friends will join our just cause
    We'll help to make the net improve
    Soon we'll add to our code of laws 
    No new domains unless we do approve
    True consensus
    Growing staff
    Good discussions
    Lots of laughs
    Oh, how the governments will grovel when
    They learn that we control the net
    Users and registries will prosper, and
    We will be happy that we met
    Strong enforcement
    We'll travel and enjoy the freebies,
    All will be pink champagne and gold. 
    We'll lead a simple and a free life
    Doing what's right, not what we have been told. 
    Growing power
    Postel's ghost  
    I love ICANN
    Pass the roast.
    Oh, happy pair!
    Oh, happy we!
    It's very rare
    How we agree! 

    PS. The turbulent history of the musical version of Voltaire's classic novel is much more fun than ICANN. Work on the adaptation involved at various times no less than Lillian Hellman, Leonard Bernstein, Richard Wilbur, Dorothy Parker. And the critics still hated it.

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    Another parody (based on Porgy and Bess)
    by andyo on Tuesday April 16 2002, @02:09AM (#5857)
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    I wrote this over two years ago, but it can still be fun for those who know domain name history:


    Andy Oram

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    Re: 'Oh, Happy We' - A New ICANN Song
    by tlr (reversethis-{gro.tsixe-ton-seod} {ta} {relsseor}) on Tuesday April 16 2002, @02:28AM (#5858)
    User #34 Info | http://log.does-not-exist.org/
    Is there any possibility to book the artists for a life performance at the Bucharest GA? [I'm serious.]

    T.R., GA chair
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